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Phony Squirts (MUSTARD or KETCHUP) $1.95

Squeeze these realistic soft plastic mustard or ketchup bottles and out shoots a perfect imitation of the real stuff. Astonished victims will duck every time. The trick: A colored string is ejected as you squeeze.

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This product was added to our catalog on Saturday 29 November, 2003.


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